Jeff’s Junk

“Lauren”
3 rounds of:

- 5 pullups
- 5 KB Snatches (each arm)
- 10 pushups
- 5 pullups
- 5 push jerks
- 10 box jumps

So I was talking to a buddy of mine today, about games and stuff.  And inevitably, I was talking about how I never have time to play games anymore, and I can hardly bare getting started on a new one because I hate leaving a story in the middle.  Then it hit me.  Why can’t I? 

If I popped a DVD in, you get a nice little “chapter select” menu that lets you skip to wherever in the movie you want!  And movies only last 2 hours!  Now, imagine I just put in a video game, which I paid $60 plus tax for.  I’m starting at the beginning.  Now I’m bored.  I want to get to the end then go do something else.  But I can’t.  Some designer decided that I should level grind for 200 hours in order to see the end.  So instead of doing that, I turn the game off and do something else.  So now what happens?  I’m pissed off because I paid $60 for a product that won’t let me do anything!

Had I put the aforementioned DVD in, I’d have watched the scene where the kid fucks the pie, then put it away and been satisfied!  If it were an album, I’d skip to the tracks that I wanted to listen to, then put something else on.  Even if it were a book, I’d be able to flip to the middle if I wanted.  Granted, I probably wouldn’t flip to the middle of a book, but I could if I wanted to. 

Video games are simultaneously the most expensive pieces of consumer art you can buy, and by far the most limiting.  Look, if you want to reward people who play through every side quest with some gamer points or custom avatars or whatever, go for it.  But if your game is story based, then I want the option to skip to parts of it!  I don’t care if that’s a violation of your “artistic vision”!  Shove your artistic vision up your ass!  If I can get the core experience of a game in a fraction of the time, it seems to me it’s better to give me that and keep me happy, then have me experience only the first level, not get any story, and be a pissed off customer!

Prizes for the first team to publish a game with said feature!

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"Lifting Curricula"
3 Deadlift
3 Sumo Deadlift High Pull
3 Push Press
3 Front Squat
3 Thruster
3 Hang Power Clean
3 Hang Squat Clean
3 Overhead Squat
3 Push Jerk
3 Hang Snatch

- Go through that entire set of exercises 5 times.  For time.

Now, I noticed an interesting phenomenon the other day, as I was sitting in my multimedia class:  We had a guest lecturer in that day, since our regular prof was off on a conference.  The guy that came in was a generic, quiet, little Chinese guy.  And I noticed something.  Something important.  But let me back up.

This is a class I’ve been doing pretty well in, and I love going to lectures usually, because our prof is hilarious.  He’s this bearded old stoner guy with analogies to Frank Zappa and coffee and things that don’t seem to make any sense.  But somehow I get it.  He’ll "yada, yada" past mathy stuff, just giving you the meat of how something works, and keeping it interesting.  But that guest lecturer made me realize that that approach doesn’t work for everybody.  Apparently our midterm was one of the most poorly answered in years.

Now back to the guest lecturer:  A large chunk of the class is Chinese students on exchange.  And of course, this generic little Chinese guy turned to face the black board, and in the same generic monotone voice typical to this type of professor, he proceeded to grind out in excruciating detail the mathematical definition of the extended Huffman algorithm.  Only this time, when he asked questions of the class, the quiet Chinese kids raised their hands to answer and I found myself completely lost.  Opposite to the situation I usually find myself in.

Then I realized: Fuck!  Maybe the difference in getting an A in a course, and thoroughly understanding the material, and barely scraping by with a C- is just the way it’s taught!  It’s unfortunate, but most classes in Computer Science are taught by boring monotone dudes who love formal definitions.  And unfortunately, I can’t foresee this changing, as the audience is primarily quiet nerdy kids who learn from those formal definitions.

It reminds me of a discussion with Patterson:  Somebody, it might have been Tweety, wrote something down, and when somebody else, let’s say Greasy, looked at it, he was like, "What the fuck is this?"  And Patterson goes, "Hold on there Greasy, this is making sense to Tweety here.  What were seeing is an example of how the Tweety brain processes information.  And it’s gonna be different than how the Ant’s brain works or how the Greasy brain works."

Now if only I could make myself care about mathematical definitions…